DOOMSDAY DEVICE FAQ

How does it work?

Our Doomsday Device is a highly classified, top-secret, super-scientific contraption designed to end the world in a blaze of fire, brimstone, and utter chaos. But don't worry, it's totally safe... until it's not.

Here's a simplified overview:

  1. Step 1: Activate the Doomsday Device.
  2. Step 2: Wait for the inevitable.
  3. Step 3: Enjoy the apocalypse!

That's it. Really, it's that simple. Just remember, you've been warned.

Learn more about activation risks and side effects.