Operation Manual for the Doomsday Device

Warning: This manual is for authorized personnel only. Use of this device is strictly prohibited to the untrained and unwashed masses.

Pre-Flight Checklist:

• Ensure that the Doomsday Device is properly assembled and all safety features are functioning.
• Conduct routine system checks, including power-up, fuel-level, and radiation-leakage.
• Review mission parameters with Mission Control.

Activation Procedures:

Step 1: Enter Code "RED-1" to initiate startup sequence.

Step 2: Engage power source (Doomsday Cells) by flipping switch "D".

Step 3: Enter coordinates of target planet using numeric keypad.

Step 4: Press and hold "FIRE" button until device achieves desired destruction coefficient.

Step 5: Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of paranoia).