Technical Manual for the Doomsday Device

Subsystem: Weapon System

This is the part where we explain how to blow up the world. Not really. We mean, this is where we explain how to operate the Doomsday Device's most destructive feature.

Operating the Doomsday Device

To operate the Doomsday Device, follow these simple steps:

1. Step 1: Find a planet. Any planet will do.
2. Step 2: Point the Doomsday Device at the planet.
3. Step 3: Press the big red button.
4. Step 4: Stand back and enjoy the fireworks.

Technical Specifications

The Doomsday Device is powered by a combination of nuclear reactors, laser technology, and the tears of the damned.

Known Issues

We're aware of the following issues with the Doomsday Device:

• Occasional malfunctions in the reality distortion field generator.
• Unpredictable effects on local space-time continuum.
• Uncomfortable side effects on the operator, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of surrounding matter, spontaneous reassembly of surrounding matter.

Maintenance and Upgrades

For optimal performance, we recommend regular software updates and hardware replacements every 4.32 seconds.