Warning: Do not attempt to replicate this research in your own home or laboratory. Our lab is equipped with reinforced safety netting, hazmat suits, and a fire suppression system.

We're experimenting with a new form of 3D gravity that defies the laws of physics, sanity, and common sense. Our team of brilliant, yet slightly unhinged, scientists are working tirelessly to push the boundaries of what's possible.

Our current prototype, codenamed "Gravity's Revenge," has successfully created a localized gravity anomaly that warps the fabric of space-time, causing everything within a 5-foot radius to be pulled towards the center of the room.

We're also investigating the use of 3D printing to create artificial gravity sources, such as miniature black holes and miniature wormholes. Our team is excited to announce that we've successfully printed a 10-foot diameter black hole using a combination of titanium powder and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness.

We're looking for volunteers to participate in our 3D gravity experiments. If you're interested in being pulled towards a wall, experiencing a temporary loss of motor function, or having your hair rearranged by localized gravity waves, please contact our research department.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, temporary insanity, and/or a strong desire to watch reruns of "The Twilight Zone."