Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated scientists have developed a revolutionary new method for traveling through the ages. With our 3D time machine, you can visit any era you desire, from the dawn of civilization to the dawn of the internet.
But be warned: time travel can be hazardous to your health. Please read the fine print before embarking on your journey.
**Important:** Do not try to change the past. It's not like it's going to work out in your favor. Trust us, we've tried.
**Also:** Do not try to visit the future. It's not like we haven't warned you.
**Finally:** Do not try to travel through time while drunk. That's just a recipe for disaster. Or is it?