Cedar of Shame: Where the Trees Weep

Pecky-Veneered: the ultimate destination for those who've lost their way in life. A place where the very fabric of reality is warped by the sheer weight of disappointment.

Here, the trees are not just trees, but sentient, suffering beings, their pecky veneer cracked and worn from years of withstanding the harshest of critics. They weep with each passing day, their resin-scented tears pooling at your feet.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Why Weep page to learn more about the science behind our trees' tears.

• Why Weep?
• The Treasure Hunt
• Therapy