Because you can never have enough Bling. This accessory is made from the rarest of rare materials, forged in the heart of a dying star.
Warning: May cause excessive sparkles, spontaneous combustion, or temporary loss of sanity.
Go back to the basics Try the deluxe modelDurable Enough To Hold Your Coffee
Dimensions: 10 inches x 6 inches x 2 inches (or so we promise)
Weight: Light enough to float in space, but not so light you'll forget it's there
May cause: Excessive joy, temporary blindness, permanent addiction
Side effects may vary. Or not. Probably not.
This product is not actually a real product. Do not attempt to actually use it in space. Or anywhere.
Void where prohibited. Everywhere.