Are you tired of boring, bland headgear? Do you want to make a statement in the face of impending doom? Look no further than Mote-Helmets!
We offer a wide range of stylish, high-impact helmets designed to protect you from not just the elements, but also from the apocalyptic hordes that will inevitably descend upon the world.
Our flagship product, the "Nuclear Nomad," comes with a built-in Geiger counter, a built-in Geiger-counter-reading app, and a stylish, neon-lit visor that says "I'm not just a survivor, I'm a stylish one."
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Get ready for the next big blast with our atomic accessories