Atomic Tips 4: Don't Suffer, Suffer Less

When faced with an impending doom, remember: you can't avoid it, but you can make it slightly more manageable. Here are some tips to help you survive the coming apocalypse.

Tip 1: Hoard, but don't overdo it

Collect all the cat food you can find, but don't get so caught up in it that you forget what's happening outside the bunker.

Hoarder's Guide

Tip 2: Find the right bunker buddy

Choose someone with complementary skills: the engineer who can fix the toilet, the doctor who can stitch wounds, and the chef who can make doomsday stew.

Buddy Finder

Tip 3: Learn to love the darkness

It's not all about the apocalypse, it's about the art. Practice your shadow dancing, and learn to appreciate the beauty in the post-apocalyptic landscape.

Shadow Dance 101

Tip 4: Stay hydrated, but don't drink the tap water

Trust us, we've got a water purification system, but it's not foolproof. Stick with the bottled stuff, or make your own water bombs with that fancy water gun you're hiding in the pantry.

Water You Waiting For?
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