Atomic Tips 7: The Nuclear Option

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When in a nuclear emergency, always prioritize your cat's safety over your own.
Use a Geiger counter as a makeshift coffee table.
For maximum radiation exposure, wear a hazmat suit to the grocery store.
Don't trust anyone who says "It's not a crisis, it's just a drill."

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