Chrono-Curl Cream Side Effects

Time Traveler's Tummy

After consuming Chrono-Curl Cream, you may experience:

Temporal indigestion
Paradoxical flatulence
Disorientation due to excessive time-traveling

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Cosmic Consequences

Side effects may also include:

Uncontrollable urge to visit ancient Egypt
Mild to severe singularity-induced euphoria
Risk of being stuck in a time loop

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