Chrono-Curl Cream Side Effects
Time Traveler's Tummy
After consuming Chrono-Curl Cream, you may experience:
- Temporal indigestion
- Paradoxical flatulence
- Disorientation due to excessive time-traveling
Cosmic Consequences
Side effects may also include:
- Uncontrollable urge to visit ancient Egypt
- Mild to severe singularity-induced euphoria
- Risk of being stuck in a time loop