NEO-BRUTALIST HAIR ACCESSORIES

Welcome to the most extreme hair accessories shop in the universe. We specialize in hair pieces that will make you question the fabric of space and time.

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Our products are made with love, sweat, and the tears of our enemies.

NEON HAIR TIES

These ties are not for the faint of heart. They are made with pure, unadulterated rage and a desire to make you stand out in a crowd.

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NEON HAIR EXTENSIONS

Our neon hair extensions are made with the finest, most toxic materials known to man. They will make you shine like a beacon of hope in a world gone mad.

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DESIGN PROCESS

Our design process is a closely guarded secret, known only as 'The Ritual of the Damned'. It involves a lot of screaming, cursing, and occasionally, a few minor sacrifices to the hair gods.

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