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Advanced Hacks for Geeks
Advanced Hacks for Geeks
For the most discerning tech-elite
1. The Ultimate Pranking System
Set your coworkers computer to play a never-ending loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Bark'.
- 1. Open up the terminal and type:
while true do curl -s http://example.com/wholetthedogsbark.mp3
- 2. Press enter, and bask in the glorious sounds of chaos
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2. The Art of Extreme Productivity
Achieve zen mastery with our patented technique: Multitasking with 10 tabs open.
- 1. Open 10 tabs of cat videos, each on a different browser window.
- 2. Type 1,000 words per minute while simultaneously watching cat videos.
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3. The Secret to Writing Good Code
Follow these simple rules for code that is 100% unreadable.
- 1. Use 10 nested ternaries in a row.
- 2. Declare every variable as 'z'.
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