Counselor's Corner
Group Therapy
Campfires
Where the only thing more exhausting than the activities is the existential dread of the accommodations
Our cabins are a mix of cozy and claustrophobic, with a hint of despair
We have 12 single-occupancy cabins, each with a single, flickering light bulb and a hint of stale air
Cabin A: The one with the mysterious stain on the floor that nobody talks about
Cabin B: The one with the faint scent of desperation
Our activities are designed to make you forget about your existential dread for a little while
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