Welcome to our esteemed institution of fashionably dressed doomsday prophets! We specialize in predicting the most stylish apocalypses, guaranteed to make your wardrobe choices look fabulous.
I foretell the apocalypse in plaid pants and a velvet blazer. The end times will be stylish, I assure you.
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