BPROPHETS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Welcome to our esteemed institution of fashionably dressed doomsday prophets! We specialize in predicting the most stylish apocalypses, guaranteed to make your wardrobe choices look fabulous.

Bartholomew McSass

I foretell the apocalypse in plaid pants and a velvet blazer. The end times will be stylish, I assure you.

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Bertha McFancy

I see the coming apocalypse in a world of sequined leotards and neon leg warmers. It will be a sight to behold!

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