NAP TIME!

Rules for the weekend's most productive citizens

Rule 1: Take a two-hour nap. No exceptions. No excuses.

Rule 2: Wake up feeling refreshed, not regretful. Prioritize coffee.

Rule 3: Engage in at least one hobby unrelated to work. Rule 4: Consume an entire pizza by yourself. Rule 5: Use your newfound energy for good, not evil.

Remember, naps are not a crutch, they're a science.