Naptime is the best time, especially when it's not really happening.
Rule 1: You are not allowed to actually sleep.
Rule 2: If you do fall asleep, you must immediately start making "Zzz" noises to avoid suspicion.
Rule 3: All naps must be conducted in 45-minute increments, with 15 minutes of cat videos in between.
Rule 4: If you're caught napping in a non-nap-friendly environment, you must face the consequences: a stern talking-to from the Snack King.
Rule 5: The Snack King's wrath is not to be underestimated.
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