Our Creators

We have a team of experts in the field of excessive television watching. Our team includes:

• Robin the Binge-Watcher
• Leif the TV Chef
• Steve the Remote Control Specialist

Our Methods

We use a variety of techniques to create the perfect binge-watching experience.

• Our secret ingredient? A pinch of salt and a dash of existential dread.
• We've developed a proprietary algorithm to predict when you'll be most likely to binge.
• Our team of expert couch-sitters will make sure you never have to get up from the couch.

Our Impact

We're proud to have contributed to the decline of global productivity, relationships, and personal hygiene.

But don't just take our word for it:

Read our testimonials from satisfied customers:

• John's Testimonial
• Mike's Testimonial
• Emily's Testimonial