WEDNESDAY TIPS AND TRICKS
- Wake up early, but only to complain about the early morning sunlight
- Stare blankly at a wall for 4 hours to "get some work done"
- Use the phrase "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break" as often as possible
- Develop a complex, existential crisis over the meaninglessness of it all
- Tip of the Day
Don't forget to drink an extra cup of coffee. Or three.