Wake up, adulting. Pay bills. Eat ramen for dinner.
Tuesday is the best day. No, really, it's Tuesday. Don't @ me.
Wednesday is for hump days, which is just a myth. You're already humping it.
Thursday is the day you realize the weekend is still a ways off.
Friday, Friday, Friday. The day you pretend to care about your coworkers' weekend plans.
It's Monday. Again. Don't @ me.