Queen Victoria's Terrible Toilet Paper Taste

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a good throne, in possession of a monarch, must be in want of a decent toilet paper.

But alas, not even royalty is immune to the scourge of terrible toilet paper.

Queen Victoria's taste in toilet paper was a subject of great debate among the courtiers and ladies-in-waiting of the time.

Some said it was the softness that did it, while others claimed it was the lack of dyes that made it so... so... underwhelming.

But we all know the truth: she liked it because it was the only thing she could find that wouldn't stain her delicate royal skin.

And so, we present to you, dear reader, the tale of the toilet paper that was fit for a queen... or at least, one that was fit for her delicate behind.

Read on about her Royal Rugged Taste

Or, if you'd rather not, you can explore her reading habits.