Queueing Tips and Tricks - A Guide to Not Being an Utterly Useless Brit

By the power of the British Empire, we present to you the art of queueing.

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Tip 1: Don't Be a Wimp, Be a Brit

Queueing is not just a national pastime, it's a way of life. So, be bold, be brave, and for the love of all that is holy, do not be the person who cuts in front of everyone else.

Queueing as a form of self-improvement

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Tip 2: Don't Be a Tourist, Be a Local

Know the queues in your area, know the rules, know when to queue and when to run for it. Don't be a tourist, be a local, and for the love of all that is good, don't try to queue for the last available seat on the bus.

Queueing as a local

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Tip 3: Be a Good Queueing Neighbor

Be kind to those around you, be patient, be polite. Remember, queueing is a community, and we're all in this together. (Unless you're on the bus, in which case, just stare out the window and pretend you're somewhere else.)

Being a good queueing neighbor

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