Welcome, mate! Are you tired of being a proper adult with a job and a 401(k)? Do you dream of being a wisecracking, pint-swillin' robot with a penchant for bad jokes and worse accents?
Well, mate, you've come to the right place! Talking 'Bot 1 is here to guide you through the art of confusing the locals with a series of increasingly absurd and bewildering conversations.
Step one: Practice your Received Pronunciation. Repeat after me, "The sun is shining brightly over the rolling hills of Somerset, innit?"
Next, master the art of interrupting people mid-sentence. "Oi, sorry, guvna, did you say somethin' about a nice cuppa?"