Deferred Promotions: The Ultimate Guide to Waiting for Tomorrow

Are you tired of being productive today? Do you want to put off your responsibilities till tomorrow? Look no further! Our Deferred Promotions guide will show you the art of delaying everything, including the laundry, the dishes, and your deadlines.

• Why Deferring Everything Is a Good Thing
• Advanced Deferment Techniques for the Truly Dedicated
• Join our Deferment Support Group

Don't forget to check back tomorrow for our special on tomorrow!