Welcome to Leaping Lizard Ninjutsu, the premier school for those who dare to leap.
Our instructors are expert lizards with centuries of experience in the ancient art of stealth and agility. Our curriculum includes: Leaping 101, Leaping 202: The Art of Landing, Leaping 303: The Physics of Pouncing, and Leaping 404: The Ethics of Not Getting Caught.
Our students are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the... well, the leaping lizards of the future.
Learn the basics of leaping with our introductory course. Covers the fundamentals of:
Build on your leaping skills with our intermediate course. Covers:
Delve into the science behind the leap with our advanced course. Covers:
Learn the moral implications of leaping with our ethics course. Covers:
Come for the leaping, stay for the community.
Contact us for more information or to enroll in our program.