Case File: #LFS001
This case involves a particularly stubborn sock, a navy blue no-show, that has been missing since 2015. The sock in question has a distinctive hole at the toe and a faint smell of last week's Chinese takeout.
We have reason to believe the sock may have been stolen by a rogue sock enthusiast or possibly a mischievous laundry thief.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of LFS001, please contact us immediately.