Welcome to Spacysyles, where the fabric of reality is as thin as our patience.
Get your hands on the infamous Portal Key, a device that lets you travel between dimensions, but not really. It's more like a fancy paperweight.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, invest in the Reality Siphon, a machine that extracts the fun from any situation. Just kidding, it's just a vacuum cleaner.
Try out the Dimensional Dodge Ball, a ball that bounces between dimensions, but mostly just bounces off the wall.
We're open for business, but not really. The shop is actually a portal to another dimension, but don't worry, the rent is paid in advance. Sort of.
Stay tuned for our next product release: ChronoChaos, a watch that shows time as a series of unconnected events.