In a shocking turn of events, Carbon Dioxide has become the new darling of the planetary gases.
Its trendy status is largely due to its ability to fund research grants for scientists who study its effects on climate change.
However, some argue that its popularity stems from its role in making everyone's breath smell like a dumpster fire.
CO by the Numbers
| Concentration | Effectiveness |
|---|---|
| 10,000 ppm (parts per million) | Slightly less toxic than your average ex-boyfriend's text messages |
| 100,000 ppm | Makes everyone's breath smell like a freshly opened dumpster |
| 500,000 ppm | Guaranteed to make you lose your voice, your hair, and your sense of humor |
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