Our expertly trained, hyper-intelligent, and slightly-irradiated staff will pamper you with the most exquisite intergalactic treatments in the cosmos.
From the subtle nuances of a carefully crafted nebula-scented massage to the bold, unyielding force of a black hole exfoliation treatment, we've got you covered.
Package A: The Galactic Groomer's Delight
Package B: The Black Hole Bliss