Starlight Sanding Institute: Join the Research
Join our team of intergalactic sanding experts
Are you tired of boring, flat surfaces? Do you yearn for a world where every surface is as smooth as a freshly sanded spaceship cockpit? Look no further! The Starlight Sanding Institute is seeking brave, like-minded individuals to join our quest for the perfect sanding experience.
As a member of our research team, you'll have the opportunity to work with the latest in sanding technology, from orbital sanding wands to gravitational sanding vacuums. You'll help us explore the frontiers of sanding, pushing the boundaries of what's possible on the cosmos.
But it's not all fun and games, of course. Sanding is hard work. You'll have to deal with:
- Interplanetary sanding politics
- Sanding-induced planetary instability
- Unpredictable sanding schedules
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