Prophet Aster is a visionary seer who has been foretold to bring about a new era of enlightenment and disco.
With a flair for the dramatic, Prophet Aster has been seen walking into the sunset while wearing a sparkly jumpsuit, a far-off look in the eyes, and a wispy white beard that defies gravity.
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