Here, you shall find the cosmic musings of the great Prophets of the Cosmos. Their divine decrees shall guide you through the vast expanse of existence.
From the desk of Prophet Orion-9000:
'The universe shall soon be filled with an infinite number of cat videos.'
And from the desk of Prophet Zara-9001:
'Humans shall soon forget the meaning of the words "work" and "productivity".'
Stay tuned, space wizards, for more divine dispatches from the cosmos!