Prophet Nova's Credentials of Honor: Awarded by the Most Esteemed Council of Interdimensional Bureaucracy

Section 1: Galactic Diplomacy

• Awarded for exceptional negotiation skills in the Great Andromedian Trade Dispute.

- Awarded for successfully navigating the treacherous waters of the Intergalactic Space Station's coffee machine maintenance schedule.

Section 2: Cosmic Achievement

• Awarded for establishing the first-ever interdimensional trade route between the realms of Xeridia and Yxalia.

• Awarded for single-handedly solving the Great Zorvathian Time Paradox of 3003.

Section 3: Bureaucratic Supremacy

• Awarded for implementing the most efficient system of administrative paperwork in the known cosmos.

• Awarded for successfully navigating the complex web of Byzantine regulations governing intergalactic commerce.

Special Mention: The Council's Highest Praise

This award is reserved for the one who has demonstrated unwavering dedication to the pursuit of intergalactic bureaucratic dominance.

Awarded to: Prophet Nova, Supreme Bureaucrator of the Cosmos

Presented by: The Most Esteemed Council of Interdimensional Bureaucracy