Prophet Nova's Channeling Methods

Channeling the universe is a serious business. Here's how I do it.

1. Listen to elevator music for 8 hours straight.

2. Tap into the collective unconscious through interpretive dance.

Solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded for maximum spiritual insight.

3. Conduct a 24-hour silence fast to attune to the cosmic hum.

Channeling Methods in Action

Witness the majesty of Prophet Nova channeling the universe!

Prophet Nova channeling the universe

Warning: channeling may cause spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of sanity, or irreversible destruction of social media accounts.