TentacleMouthwash - because your mouth is so last season. This product is a thick, syrupy paste that tastes like a mix of motor oil and disappointment. Side effects may include: dry mouth, regret, and an intense desire to question the life choices that led you to this product.
Learn about the closely related, but somehow less disgusting, TentacleHydration line of products Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try our TentacleMoodRing for when things get really out of hand