How it Works
Step 1: We take a selection of the most ear-piercingly loud and ear-shatteringly quiet sounds known to man.
Step 2: We attach them to a series of tentacles.
Step 3: We play them back to back on a loop, ensuring maximum sonic tentacle-coverage.
Step 4: Profit! (We also lose all sense of hearing.)
We're not just a music service, we're a sensory experience.
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We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive tentacle-based sonic experimentation.
Side effects may include: permanent hearing loss, increased risk of spontaneous human combustion, and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.