Welcome, applicant 27C2! This is your go-to page for all the information you need to know about our company.
Job 1: Involves staring at the wall for 8 hours a day. Must be able to maintain a neutral expression.
Job 2: Involves eating Cheetos for 8 hours a day. Must be able to maintain a dust coat of 1/4 inch.
We're a family! Except on Mondays. Those are for minimalist interior design.
Our CEO is a time-traveler from the 90s. Don't ask questions.