Application 27C3: "I'm Not a Bot, I Promise!"

We are pleased to receive your application for the prestigious title of "I'm Not a Bot". This is a highly competitive process, but we are confident in your ability to convince us that you are, in fact, not a bot.

Please provide any evidence that you are not a bot, such as:

• A handwritten letter from your mother confirming you are not a machine.
• A photo of you enjoying a nice cup of tea while contemplating the meaning of life.
• A video of you participating in a spirited game of "I'm a Cylon, Hear Me Go!"

Do not send us any scripts, macros, or other evidence of your bot-like tendencies. We are looking for genuine, human proof.

Submit Your Proof

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to take our bot-detection challenge and prove your humanity to us.

Good luck, and remember: we're watching you.