Thursday's Slightly-Edgy Jokes

Warning: these jokes may contain adult themes, sarcasm, and questionable life decisions.

Q: What do you call a bear with no eyes, a nose, or a mouth?

A: Bear-ly able to pay its taxes.

Why is Theresa Tanenbaum angry?

Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?

A: It was a grind.

Why did the cat join a band?

Thursday's Slightly-Edgy Jokes - where the punchline is always a punchline.

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