Our Contradictions
Our knights wear tutus in the jousting tournaments, but are sworn to fight without them.
It's a real conundrum, but we've learned to live with it.
We have a strict code of honor, but it's really just a suggestion.
Don't worry, we won't actually enforce it... unless you're a peasant.
Our dragons are secretly afraid of heights, but love to breathe fire.
It's really a thing.
And that's not all, folks!
Want to learn more about the absurdities of Slightly-Off? Click the links below: