Section 3: The Part Where We Get Weird

Welcome to Section 3, where the rules are about to get broken. Or, at the very least, bent.

Here, you'll find a mishmash of things that don't quite fit in the rest of the site. Like our "about" page, which is actually just a bunch of lies.

About Us (or, you know, not)

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to find our "secret" page, hidden deep within the recesses of the interwebs.

The Secret Page (don't tell anyone)

Or, if all else fails, you can just report a bug and see if we can figure out what's going on.