Gift Sub-Sub-FAQ

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: Life is short. Eat more cake.

Q: Why are all the gifts so shiny?

A: We ran out of boring ones.

Q: Can I trade my gift for a new one?

A: No. That's not how it works. You have to give up your firstborn.

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Q: Why do all the gift boxes have wheels?

A: Because we're not made of money.

Q: Can I get a gift in a smaller size?

A: Only if you want to be disappointed.

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