Welcome, fellow quantum physicists, to the realm of the Whatstits.
Whatstits are tiny, mischievous particles that exist at the intersection of reality and absurdity.
They can be found in the quantum foam that permeates every aspect of our lives, from the coffee shop to the cat cafe.
But be warned: Whatstits are not to be trifled with. They are known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous combustion of your favorite snacks.