Welcome, young void surfer, to the third lesson in our esteemed course on navigating the Great Unknown. Today, we'll cover the most pressing concerns for any would-be void surfer: the hazards that lurk in the depths of the void.
Hazard 1: The Sudden Appearance of Existence
You may have heard of this one, but it's worth mentioning: the void can sometimes surprise you by suddenly appearing to exist. This is known as the "Sudden Appearance of Existence" or SAE for short. It's a real doozy, trust us.
Hazard 2: The Unpredictable Nature of Non-Existence
Don't be fooled by the void's reputation for being a blank slate. Non-existence can be just as treacherous as existence. Be prepared for the unexpected lack of anything.
Hazard 3: The Void Vortices
These swirling whirlpools of non-existence can pull you in with their mesmerizing nothingness. Don't get too close, or you might just find yourself lost in their depths.