Void Surfing 101: The Art of Not Caring About Your Life

Chapter 1: The Void Surfer's Manifesto

Welcome, future void surfer, to the most epic chapter of your life. In this chapter, we'll cover the basics of void surfing, the art of doing absolutely nothing and loving every minute of it.

Void surfing is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to be bored, who crave the freedom to do absolutely nothing, and who are willing to face the void's harsh consequences.

So, if you're ready to embark on this epic journey, let's get started.

Void Surfing Tips

Don't bother with the basics. They're overrated.

Just close your laptop, turn off your phone, and stare out the window.

Repeat after me: 'I don't care about anything.'

Believe it or not, it's a mantra.