Void Surfer's Guide to Sub-Existence

Chapter 4: Navigating the Infinite Nothingness

Subchapter 4-1: Avoiding Existential Cries for Help

You've made it this far into your void surfing journey, but now you're starting to lose your grip on reality. Don't worry, it's normal. The void is a harsh mistress, always taunting you with its emptiness.

As you continue on, you'll encounter more and more of the void's cruel whims. Don't be surprised if you start seeing things that aren't there, or if the nothingness starts to whisper your name.

But fear not! For in the void, there's also opportunity. You can find hidden pockets of meaning, fleeting moments of significance, and the occasional lost cat.

Read on for tips on finding your way back to the surface.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try your luck at Void Surfing Extreme, where the stakes are higher and the rewards are...well, still nothing.