Void Surfing is a lost art, a relic of a bygone era. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is actually a void, and the needle is also a void. But hey, someone's gotta try, right?
Our instructor, Voidius Maximus, has spent years mastering the craft. He's got the skills, the patience, and the sheer audacity to take on the void.
1. Find a void and surf it.
2. Try not to think about the void.
3. Surf the void while thinking about it.
Ever wonder how to apply your newfound void surfing skills in the real world? Well, wonder no more! Our expert guide will walk you through the process of void surfing on a crowded bus, in the middle of rush hour. Because, you know, that's exactly where you want to be.