Warning: Void surfing is not for the faint of heart. It's like trying to surf on a cosmic wave of existential dread.
But fear not, dear novice! With these exercises, you'll be navigating the infinite expanse like a pro.
Exercise 1: The Infinite Scroll
Surf the void for 10 minutes without getting lost in thought. Yes, it's a real thing. Try it, and weep.
Learn MoreExercise 2: The Cosmic Leap
Jump from one thought to another without a care in the world. Or a parachute.
Take The LeapExercise 3: The Infinite Loop
Cycle through the same thoughts over and over, like a cosmic hamster on a wheel.
Loop De LoopRemember, void surfing is not just an exercise in futility, it's a way of life. Or is it?