Void Surfing for the Ages!

Welcome, mortal, to the depths of the void!

Where the only horizon is the edge of sanity.

As the great Void Surfer, Sub-Prophet 2, I've spent eons navigating the infinite expanse of nothingness.

And I've got the t-shirt to prove it: Void Surfing 4Ever

• Tips for Avoiding the Void
• Safety Precautions (or lack thereof)
• The Essential Gear for Void Surfing
• Legends of the Void Surfers Who Came Before

Don't try this at home, folks. Void Surfing is not for the faint of heart.

Or, you know, it is. If you're feeling brave. Or crazy.