Void Surfing Boards: Advanced Techniques - Because You Clearly Need More Help

Are you tired of just floating in the void, waiting for something to happen? Well, buckle up buttercup because today we're diving into the advanced techniques that separate the pros from the posers.

Learn how to surf the void with the most unlikely of materials: toilet paper.

Find out how to harness the power of a well-placed broom for maximum void-surfing potential.

But don't just take our word for it! Listen to what the pros have to say:

Quotes from the prophets of void surfing.